So this guy...

So Jon and I went out tonight and this weird guy from WASHINGTON F-ING D.C. nearly dropped dead when we told him where we were staying. He said, "As long as you're not there for the weekend, you should be safe." Then he wanted to go on a hike with us at 2AM. No thanks.

AHHHHH!

Ack!

Also--there was a margarita special and I'm done.

and there are two creepy men who ought to be ashamed of themselves outside of our hotel right now. I need to remove my contact lenses and go to sleep and pray that no one touches us...

Jon is showing me the REACH(TM) flosser now. I gotta go.

okbye.