Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Day Eight : Santa Nella, CA to Los Angeles, CA

Mile 2247.7 -- Bye Santa Nella! We didn't get to really know you, so we won't really miss you!

Mile 2247.8 -- Hello Pea Soup Andersen's Restaurant! Apparently, Andersen's Restaurant is famous for it's pea soup. Our waitress, Sharon, serves us a deliciously greasy meal. For his Traveler's Bargain Breakfast, Jon chooses Orange Juice over Pea Soup. Jeff is disappointed in Jon, yet he doesn't order Pea Soup either.

Mile 2249 -- 2249 miles down! Only 273 left to go!

Mile 2251 -- Kelly Clarkson rocks the car again. Jeff wishes he had jizzy ear.

Mile 2252-- Hi...we're in Fresno! Jeff refuses to stop the car, even though Jon really wants to visit Anne Heche and Celestia.

Mile 2262 -- After hearing a non-stop Better Than Ezra/Dishwalla/New Radicals/Dionne Farris set on the radio...Jeff and Jon discover that the 90s are the new 80s.

Mile 2310 -- Mystery nature jizz onto he windshield!

Mile 2317 -- Jon almost dies choking on a Mentos Cool Chew. No wonder they have been discontinued...they are little blue balls of death!

Mile 2336 -- The car jizzes on Jon.

Mile 2337 -- "There are some really beautiful parts of the country," Jeff declares, "but this is not one of them."

Mile 2389 -- Jeff and Jon get a call from Peggy, who informs them that they missed an earthquake AND a tornado in Redding, CA. According to religious forecasters, they will also be missing swarms of locusts and the slaying of the first born.

Mile 2420 -- We continue to drive through the very "beautiful" countryside of Central California. Jeff wishes both of his eyes were jizzy.

Mile 2421 -- 100 miles to LA everyone!

Mile 2422 -- Bakersfield radio is the worst. They replay a "highlight" of their morning zoo show where callers bitch about the hot sauce. Seriously. I don't know if you've heard, but hot sauce is the NEW comedy.

Mile 2485 -- Lunch break in Santa Clarita at T.G.I.Friday's. Jeff and Jon eat leafy green vegetables for the first time in days. They just miss out on getting scurvy.

Mile 2514 -- Back in LA! And Renee Zellweger has gone off and married an idiot! If only Jeff and Jon were in town, they would have been able to stop the wedding.


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